NO moving parts,no batteries
no monthly payments and no fees,
In fact,it's quite relaxable,
It can't be stolen,wont pollute,
One size fits all does not dilute,
It uses little energy,
But yeilds results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
invigorate your happiness,
combats depression,makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects,
It is, I think, the perfict drug,
May I prescribe, my friend..... the HUG!
(and of course,fully returnable)
It's wondrous what a hug can do
A hug can cheer you when you're blue
A hug can say, "I love you so"
Or "Gee, I hate to see you go."
A hug is "Welcome back again"
And "Great to see you, where've you been?"
A hug can smooth a small child's pain
And bring a rainbow after rain.
The hug: There's no doubt about it
We scarcely could survive without it.
A hug delights and warms and charms -
It must be why God gave us arms.
Hugs are great for Fathers and Mothers
Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers
And chances are your favorite aunts
Love them more than potted plants.
Kittens crave them, puppies love them,
Heads of State are not above them.
A hug can break the language barrier
And your travels so much marrier.
No need to fret about your store of them
The more you give the more there's more of 'em.
So stretch those arms without delay
And give someone a hug today !!
by Dean Walley
THE COMPUTER USER'S REBOOT POEM
Don't you wish when life is bad
and things just don't compute,
That all we really had to do
was stop and hit reboot?
Things would all turn out ok,
life could be so sweet
If we had those special keys
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete
Your boss is mad, your bills not paid,
your wife, well she's just mute
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
that make it all reboot
You'd like to have another job
but you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start a new,
Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
From: "Marsha" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
CONTRIBUTED BY: "Marsha"